A Little Airline Humor
Harkokin haɗin gwiwar Kudu maso yammacin Yammacin Afirka suna samuwa a duk faɗin Intanit. Kuma, idan ba mu riga mun isa ba, masu aikin jirgin sama suna neman sababbin sababbin lokuta duk lokacin da na shiga jirgin saman Kudu maso yammaci. Yawancin waɗannan shafuka suna da haushin jirgin sama mafi yawa, don haka danna zuwa ga shafukan su kuma ci gaba da dariya.
Wayoyi 50 don barin ƙaunarka
Daga ma'aikaciyar Kudu ta Kudu: "Akwai hanyoyi 50 da za a bar ƙaunarka, amma akwai hanyoyi 4 daga wannan jirgin sama ..." Source: ACTC & N Air Tracking Tracking
Hotuna na Hokey Pokey na Kudu maso yammacin Kudu
Kuma, to, akwai lambun squirrel.
Karin Hotunan Hotuna na Kudu maso Yamma:
- Mai Hawan jirgin sama na Rapping a La Guardia Opening
- Rahoton Hasashen Rap
Tsayar da Lafiya a Kudu maso yammacin
Na zo a kan labarin, "Me kake aboki?" kuma ya fahimci cewa mai ba da gudunmawa a cikin jirgin ba kawai a cikin kullun ba amma yana iya zama wani ɓangare na al'ada mai dorewa. Melanie Caplan, marubucin mako-mako na Amurka, ya fada game da mai gabatarwa Jeff Simpson wanda yake so ya kasance mai haɗaka da gaske ... Jeff Simpson yana riƙe da mic kusa da leɓunsa kamar yadda hasken fitilu yake kewaye da shi. Ya yi ƙoƙari yayi la'akari da masu sauraron sa ido na mako-mako. Ƙananan taro, amma wannan mai karamin ya san saitunan. "Za mu rage hasken wuta a cikin gidan," in ji shi da sauri. "Tsuntsar da maɓallin haske ya kunna hasken karatunku. Duk da haka, turawa da maballin jiragen sama ba zai kunna mai bawa na jirgin ba."
Tattaunawa tare da Kamfanin Kudancin Kudu ta Kudu - All About Corporate Culture
Mai tambayoyin ya yi mamakin da ma'anar ma'aikata masu jin dadi a Southwest Airlines.
Anan kawai samfurin:
Abinda na fi so a Kudu maso Yamma ya ji game da alhakin da ake yi wa sababbin ma'aikata. Delta (sunan mai ban sha'awa ga wani mai aiki a kudu maso yammacin Yammacin Yammacin Afrika, ba ka tsammanin?), Sabon lada, dole ya kammala da sake dawo da tsari na takardu masu yawa zuwa Ma'aikatar Jama'a kafin ranar farawa.
Lokacin da ta tsayar da wata rana don dakatar da siffofin, ɗakin ya cika da 'yan takarar aiki masu jiran tambayoyi. A minti daya ta shiga cikin gidan, dukkan 'yan takarar sun tsaya tare da raira waƙa da dukkanin ayoyi zuwa waƙar "Delta Dawn." Ofishin ya fadi a hankali! Source: Gudun bayanan Newsletter
Wane ne ya kasance ya faru?
Ya ji a kan kamfanin Kudu maso yammacin Afirka bayan da ya sauka a Salt Lake City: Mai ba da jirgin sama ya zo a kan mashigin baki kuma ya ce, "Wannan abu ne mai kyau kuma na san abin da kuke tunani. "Hukuncin kamfanin jirgin sama ba laifi ba ne, kuskuren jirgin ruwan ba shi da laifi, ba 'yan boko ba ne' laifi '. Source: Aerospace News Yanar Gizo
Abin da za a ba da wanda yake da komai?
Ku yi imani da shi ko ba haka ba, Southwest Airlines yana da "Shirin Shirin Pilot" da kuma blog don tafiya tare da shi! Na ji dadin ganin kullun da aka yi da hannu sai ɗayan makaranta ya bai wa matashin jirgi. Za ku ma!
Wata shafin bai isa ba idan kana ƙoƙari ya ba da misalai na abin da ya zama al'adun kamfanonin Kudu maso yammacin kasar ... babban jin dadi. Ga wasu misalai:
Sunan Fassara A maimakon Lissafi?
Shafin yanar gizo na Kudu maso yammacin yana da babban labarin da ake kira "Yanayin Gida Ne kawai Bazai Daidai ba" By: Bill Owen - Shirye-shiryen Shirin Tattaunawa. Daga cikin wadansu abubuwa, Bill ya nuna yadda rikicewa zai zama sunan jiragen ruwa.
"Hey, Mike, abin da jirgin kake yi wa LA gobe? Umm, Ban tabbata ba ... Ina ganin ina shan John ... Yahaya yana tafiya tare da kai zuwa LA? ... A'a, a'a ... John ba zai tafi ba. Zan tafi kaina ... Oh-wancan ne abin da na yi tunani John na hutawa a wannan makon, duk da haka.Ya yaya kake gudu? Na fada maka-Ina ɗaukar Yahaya! BUYA KA SAID JOHN KADA YA BAYA ... "Source: Nut ta About Southwest Blog.
Maganar Wuta Idan Ka Sami 'Em
Ya ji a filin jiragen saman Kudu maso yammacin. "'Yan mata da maza, idan kuna son shan taba, yankin shan taba akan wannan jirgi yana kan fuka kuma idan kuna iya haske, ku iya shan taba". Source: Lots of Jokes Yanar Gizo.
Southwest ne Known for Efficiency
Ga bidiyon da ke nuna hanyar da Southwest Airlines ke ajiyewa. Danna zuwa YouTube Video.
First Page of Southwest Airlines Humor